WWE Raw result (23/11/2015)

The Authority comes out to the ringto start the show.Stephanie McMahon welcomes us toRawand talks about opportunity and how it has passed Roman Reigns by. Triple H then rehashes his offer to Roman Reigns a couple weeks ago and how Reigns told Trips to shove it.For Roman Reigns, opportunity knocked twice, but Reigns turned it down both times. Trips then goes on to talk about how Roman Reignscheap-shotted Trips last night, thus costing him his brand new WWE WHC.This is a life lesson: our lives are defined by seized and missed opportunity. After our little after-school lesson, Trips introduces thenew WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Sheamus.Sheamus is overcome by the moment and how much he appreciates the crowd's adulation. The "you look stupid" chants start, but he says that no chant can ruin Sheamus' moment.After all, Sheamus kinda Brogue Kicked Reigns off of the top of the mountain after five minutes and fifteen seconds (Insert The Who reference here).Sheamus reminds us of his vow oh-so-long ago about being one Brogue Kick away from being WWE WHC, and this was proven last night.Sheamus has a question: Who looks stupid now? Certainly not Sheamus; after all, he IS WWE WHC.Roman Reigns comes out to join the party now. He congratulates Sheamus before asking for his rematch tonight.The two men have a staredown before Steph gets her angry motherface on and breaks up the staredown. She tells Reigns that his opportunity to ask The Authority for favors was gone the moment he speared Triple H. Stephtells him to get the hell out.Reigns looks past Steph and calls out Trips for hiding behind his wife.Steph moves away and a staredown ensues between Trips and Reigns. Trips goes to say something, but Reigns moves closer.Trips tells Reigns that he will get his rematch....whenever Trips damnwell feels like making said rematch,but it isn't gonna be tonight.As The Authority leaves, Rusev comes outta nowhere with DAT KICK. Sheamus follows with a Brogue Kick for good measure.EUROTRASH IS BACK!!!"That pride's a bitch, isn't it Roman?"Trips tells Reigns that he will get his rematch atTLCin the titular match. As for tonight, Reigns has himself a match against Rusev tonight.______ . . . . __________________________________The Dudley Boyz vs Luke Harper and Bray WyattThis happened. Harper got the pin on Bubba Rae Dudley with his discus clothesline following a distraction from Erick Rowan.Luke Harper and Bray Wyatt def TheDudley BoyzAfterward, The Wyatts destroy The Dudleys____. . . . . ____________________________________A video airs celebrating 25 years of Undertaker.________________________________________. . . . . Sasha Banks vs Becky LynchAlthough this was short, this was a pretty solid back-and-forth match between these two. Sasha gets the win after the remainder of Team BAD plays some distraction, leading to a distraction roll-up.Sasha Banks def Becky LynchAfterward, Michael Cole is talking about how Sasha Banks could be the next person to have a Divas Championship shot when Paige interrupts via Titantron. Paige claims that Charlotte cheated last night during the Figure Eight and has some pretty unconvincing footage to prove it. Alas, Paige will probably get . . . .The New Day comes out and OH MY GOD THEY ARE RIDING LITTLE PINK UNICORN HEADS!!!The New Day is celebrating the factthat they have been a tag team for a year. However, Kofi Kingston complains that they are spending their one year anniversary in the putrid capital of country music. They regurgitate at the sound of those words before making a mockery of country music (complete with trombone). These men are American treasures and I'm laughing my ass off.They keep on hitting on the fact that country music sucks before focusing on the POO (Power of Opportunity) by creating an open challenge for the WWE Tag Team Championship. The Lucha Dragonscome out to accept this challenge. Before, Kalisto calls the New Day runts (or "New Day runs; I don't know).As The New Day and Lucha Dragons trade words, The Usos make their presence known. The New Day reemphasizes that the"open challenge" doesn't include The New Day. The Lucha Dragons defend them and propose a triple threat.Big E freaks out, saying that their jamboree has been ruined...SHAAAAAAME!!! As a result,no one gets a title shot tonight since the open challenge is cancelled.Brawling ensues and The New Day is cleared out of the ring.______________. . . .Renee Young interviews Charlotte about her upcoming Divas Title match and how Paige accused her of cheating. Charlotte is not surprised by Paige's politicking. It isn't over between those two._______________________. . . . .Mark Henry vs NevilleQuick match. Neville gets the closewin after the Red Arrow. I should note that The Miz was intently watching this for reasons.Neville def Mark HenryAfter the match, Neville and Henry square off outside until Henry offers a handshake. Neville acceptsas Henry professes his respect for him.____________. . . Backstage, Stardust cuts his usual psychotic promo against Goldust. He is interrupted by Titus O'Neil, who took a wrong turn at Memphis and ended up in Stardust's lair. They talks about constellations and titanium until O'Neil startles him by barking.. . . . . .Goldust and The Prime Time Players vs The Cosmic WastelandThis was a pretty standard tag match. Darren Young took most of the abuse and Titus O'Neil got the hot tag. Eventually he hits Konnor with Clash of the Titus to win.Goldust and The Prime Time Players def The Cosmic Wasteland___. . . . . ._Alberto Del Rio and Zeb Coulter come out to address MexAmerica.Coulter addresses Del Rio's loss, calling it a growing pain for MexAmerica.After this, Coulter cuts a nonsensical promo about haters on social media. A Grindr reference is dropped as well. Del Rio says some stuff in Spanish which translates to Coulter and Del Rio trying to teach values and all those good things to us.However, that's all over, and the borders of MexAmerica are closed forever.Coulter starts talking about bravery when Jack Swagger comes out with mic in hand.Swagger shakes his head before calling Coulter out for his hypocrisy. Coulter used to put his hand on his heart and profess his love toward America, but instead we have a bitter old man teaching hypocrisy.Del Rio tells Swagger to basically shut up as Coulter calls Swagger a hater. Swagger responds by vowing to protect America from all of its enemies.Swagger approaches the ring and faces off against Del Rio. After a moment, Del Rio exits the ring and walks away. As they leave, Swaggerdrops a "We the People" chantCould someone please explain the last . . . . Paige vs Charlotte (Divas Championship)This was a long match that was mainly controlled by Paige and her various submissions. Charlotte kept trying to come back, but Paigekept the pressure up. The match ends via double count-out after Charlotte "spears" Paige from the apron to the floor. The two brawl forthe ten seconds leading to the count-out.Paige and Charlotte fight to a double count-outAfterward, Paige beats the hell out of Charlotte, eventually culminatingin a devastatingly deadly scorpion crosslock on the announce table. I believe Charlotte's career is in jeopardy.. . . . . . Heath Slater is randomly standing in the ring with a guitar. He promises to give us some real music.He tells the crowd to sit down and shut up before doing some demonic chanting to warm his vocal cords. Before he blesses us with music, Ryback comes out to shut him up.As Ryback does his entrance thing, Slater goes for a Jeff Jarrett Special. An unimpressed Ryback responds with a Meat Hook and Shellshock.See you in six months, Slater!. . . . . . Dolph Ziggler and Dean Ambrose vs Kevin Owens and Tyler Breeze . . .This was a fun match for what it was. After the usual tag team pandemonium, Ambrose and Ziggler get the win after Ambrose pins Breeze following Dirty Deeds.Dolph Ziggler and Dean Ambrose def Kevin Owens and Tyler BreezeAs Owens leaves with his IC Title, Ambrose keeps a good eye on him......... . . . . ..Rusev vs Roman . . . . . ReignsThis was a pretty long match that started to get pretty good as the match drew to a close. Reigns and Rusev bo